Eat Shit And Die, “PlayerSchool101″ Rip-Off

 

 

Dear Fraudhaters,

It’s been a while since I’ve spoken to you. Been busy doing other stuff and frankly uninspired to write anything here.

That all changed the other day.

You see, I got an email from a scumsucker from a site called “PlayerSchool101″.

The email was titled, “Ross, Can I Send You Lots Of Traffic?”

Here it is:

Ross,

I’m putting together a teleseminar series with 7 experts on the subject of attracting women in the summertime. 

I’m calling it “The 30-Days To Getting Lays FREE Teleseminar Summit” and it’s going to cover the mindsets/tactics/ and actions needed to get hot sex with hot girls this summer.

Here are the 18 people that I’m inviting to take part. You’ll notice your name is on this list:

Recipients 
Ross Jeffries,
Vince Kelvin

Nick Rogue

Brent Smith

Cory Skyy

David Wygant

Jeffy & TylerDurden

Chris Anderson (60 Years of challenge)
Josh Pellicer

Brian from AMP

Wayne Elise (Juggler)

Sean Messenger

Dave Miz

Patrick Chase

Adam Lyons

Cajun from Lovesystems

Joseph Matthews

Lance Mason
Mark Manson

I can only accept the first 7 to get involved. If you’re interested in getting involved in this teleseminar series (so we can help promote your Total Immersion product), please email me back so I can send you the details (within 24 hours)

The first seven people that are the best matches will be accepted. There’s long-term traffic (and thus customers) in this for everyone that gets involved, due to everyone mailing about it.

So let me ask you: Can I send you some qualified traffic (probably for MANY YEARS)?

Please let me know if you’re interested, and I’ll send you the details. 

Thanks,
-Matt Hegedus
PlayerSchool101.com

Now, there are a few interesting things to note about Matt’s email:

1. He wants to interview the same fucktards that appear at all the PUA “summits” and “conventions”.

2. Note this bit from his email:

There’s long-term traffic (and thus customers) in this for everyone that gets involved, due to everyone mailing about it.

In other words, the scammers all get together to send traffic to a central scam hub, that turns around and allows the scammers to promote their various scams. For which Matthew will take a 50% cut(which he revealed in a subsequent email).

At first, I told him I’d participate but I would not send any traffic his way. I would not mail my list about this because I could not, in good conscience, be part of a chain of events that results in my students getting ripped off by these scumtwats.

But upon further consideration, I sent him this:

“On further consideration, I can’t in good conscience lend my name to this. There are more important things than making money, like believing in what you are doing, and self-respect. All you are going to do is make money at the expense of all the guys who will be ripped-off, misled and let astray by the frauds and idiots you are promoting.

I know..I know..you will rationalize this to yourself as providing a service or just “doing business”. But it’s wrong.  
So I want no part of it.”

In case Matt is reading this and doesn’t understanding: fuck off, scam-boy. Eat my ass til your tongue is brown. I’ll have nothing to do with this.  And we are going to be signing up through another email address for your bogus launch and follow along with your email sequences that use fake scarcity, shitty bonuses and social proof to get the suckers to sign up.

That’s right, Fraud Haters. I’m going to take you all by the hand and show you all of the ploys and tricks Matt is going to use in his launch.

$100 bucks says all or some of the following will make an appearance:

1. Fake scarcity.  Saying there are only so many seats available.

2. Fake social proof.  An email will go out claiming that over “452″ people have already signed up!

3. Fake urgency .  ”You had better hurry. I don’t know if we will have any seats left”.

4. Worthless bonuses x fake urgency.  ”Wow, I am going to pull this special report, “How To Use Anal Lube When You Jerk Your Self Off” worth $99, in 24 hours.”

And lots more…..

RJ

PS.  Hey Matt-what are you doing promoting a teleseminar interviewing Pick Up Coaches when the entire premise of your landing page is that Pick Up Coaches are misleading and useless clods and that you made a “Divine Discovery” that renders their useless advice..well…useless?

What’s that? You’ll do anything for a buck? Even contradict and negate the value of your own front end product?

Hey, I’m all ears if you care to explain that major discrepancy.

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Advice To Erika Awakening…

Dear Erika,

I’ve recently talked to Baby Jesus again. He has dictated a new course called “A Course In Kinda Sorta Miracly-Stuff”. He dedicated a chapter to you. Here is the advice he gave me to tell you.

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